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13 Scariest Listing Pictures for Halloween!

Scary Halloween Listing pictures seemed fitting for October!

We all know a real estate agents have difficult jobs. Some are over-worked, sleep deprived, on edge, or maybe over-caffeinated chasing the commissions at the end of the real estate rainbow. Well there’s no rainbows on these listings. These are the scariest actual listing pictures that we found on the MLS.

How charming, the clown from hell will sing your children to sleep
I guess he didn’t expect the photographer today, or did he?
here’s a cozy basement for extra storage of all your evil dolls & skeletons.
Might want to check the quality of the neighborhood again.
At least you can’t tell it’s rocking.
Someone unleashed a hell hound right before the picture was taken.
Stairway down to hell.
Someone lost a fight with a paint monster.
This listing is hotter than hell!
This listing is hotter than hell!

I think we will be leaving now.

Might need more than your cloth mask at this open house.
This listing is hotter than hell!

I think he’s right.

“Be sure to pose your creepy dolls in the kids room to help buyers visualize their family living here.”

Damon Simon

Damon is a real estate investor, a serial entrepreneur, a writer, developer, and a graphic designer. Damon started as a graphic designer in the 90s and quickly created his own affiliate network in the early affiliate marketing boom of 2000's. Next Damon began his real estate career in 2010 and enjoys it as a side hustle when he is not nurturing bits of code & content for his baby, PropertyOnion.com

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